Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....

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bruceli

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Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« on: December 01, 2018, 03:29:58 PM »
Previous "batsh*ts" are here:

The Bat Sh*t Crazy Stuff They Do
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=26617.0

Bat Sh&t 2....The sequel...........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=26899.0

BS 3
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=27150.0

Bat Sh#t 4
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=29380.0

Batsh^t 5
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=30977.0

Bats*it 6..... The Sh#t never stops........ http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=37640.0
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=34306.0

Batsh#t 7....What Color is the Sky in Their World.........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=35656.0

Bat Sh#t 8....Consistent Inconsistencies..........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=37640.0

Bat Sh#t 9.....The Fun NEVER Ends...........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=40079.0

Batsh#t 10
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=43124.0

Batsh#t 11....Do Bats Have Knees.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=48397.0

Batsh#t 12...If a PD Falls in the Forest...Do You Get Blamed........
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=52264.0

Batsh#t 13......... How many PD's does it take to change a light bulb.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=54023.0

Batsh#t 14......... " I'm not PD!"..... and other famous last words.......
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=57863.0

Batsh#t 15...... Walking on Eggshells Through a Minefield..........
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=59283.0

Batsh#t 16......... Tis' the Season for Dysregulation fa la la la...............
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=60148.0

Batsh#t 17......... 2017....The Year the NON's will Rise.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=61050.0

Batsh#t 18..... Come again, Say what?......
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=62100.0;topicseen

Batsh#t 19.... The sh#t never ends
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=72242.0

Batsh#t 20.... "Nothing's wrong with me"....
//www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=75748.0
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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bruceli

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2018, 12:22:27 AM »
How is this for a pattern.....

PD: I don't want a relationship with you.  You are not the right person for me. I need to leave you!

Me: Do you realize that you have said/written this same thing to me, on this same date for the last 3 years? Here look.

PD:  So...what does that have to do with anything?
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2018, 05:28:54 PM »
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bruceli

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 02:15:57 PM »
PD: 5pm, Saturday, I don't want a relationship with you, you disgust me!  8pm...baby, I need you to pick me up on Wednesday after I drop off my car at the mechanics. Tis the season  :aaauuugh:
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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bruceli

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 06:05:30 PM »
To add to the above... she will be paying out about $1200 for a cooling system repair and rental car that she really can't afford. I could install it and take her to work, etc., for the cost of parts to her of around  $400. Her PD reasoning..."then I would have to do something for you".
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2018, 11:47:29 PM »
I usually make a big batch of homemade sushi once a year. I'm the only person in my house that eats it right now so it's a little too much to have regularly. My upd mom does not eat or make sushi.

Just last week...


upd mom: you don't make sushi anymore. (Statement not a question)

Me: what are you talking about? I just made sushi this past June.

upd mom: REALLY? But you don't eat it anymore.

Me: yes i do. I've always made it once a year.

upd mom: not anymore.

Me: ... JJJuuuunnnnneeee.....

upd mom: ....you made it in June? How come I don't remember!

Me: ... cause you don't eat sushi....and you don't live here.

upd mom: ....(glares and crosses her arms at me) well how come you don't make sushi anymore?

Me: ... I don't feel like it right now... 

Then she walked away as if nothing happened....  :roll:

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2018, 01:29:09 AM »
UPDh, while telling me about his day: "I'm so smart!"

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2018, 02:43:14 PM »
PDm: "Your shoe laces are too long. I will be worried about them so you have to correct it now."
I ignore it, because well, my shoe laces, my business (and they are tied)
PDm: "You have to tie your shoe laces better now, or I will start crying."

Add in some leg stomping and cutesy pretending to be a little kid facical expressions, and cue in the tantrum...

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bruceli

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 09:12:50 PM »
So common,  you can set a watch by it, the weekly...

PD:  You need to change your behaviors, yada, yada yada.

Me: What would you like me to change, yada, yada, yada.

PD:  You know, blank and blank, "THE ONES THAT HAPPEN ONLY WHEN YOU ARE AROUND ME"!

Swing and miss for me! Haven't seen the change up in a couple of years.
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.