Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....

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bruceli

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Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« on: December 01, 2018, 03:29:58 PM »
Previous "batsh*ts" are here:

The Bat Sh*t Crazy Stuff They Do
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=26617.0

Bat Sh&t 2....The sequel...........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=26899.0

BS 3
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=27150.0

Bat Sh#t 4
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=29380.0

Batsh^t 5
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=30977.0

Bats*it 6..... The Sh#t never stops........ http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=37640.0
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=34306.0

Batsh#t 7....What Color is the Sky in Their World.........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=35656.0

Bat Sh#t 8....Consistent Inconsistencies..........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=37640.0

Bat Sh#t 9.....The Fun NEVER Ends...........
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=40079.0

Batsh#t 10
http://outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=43124.0

Batsh#t 11....Do Bats Have Knees.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=48397.0

Batsh#t 12...If a PD Falls in the Forest...Do You Get Blamed........
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=52264.0

Batsh#t 13......... How many PD's does it take to change a light bulb.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=54023.0

Batsh#t 14......... " I'm not PD!"..... and other famous last words.......
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=57863.0

Batsh#t 15...... Walking on Eggshells Through a Minefield..........
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=59283.0

Batsh#t 16......... Tis' the Season for Dysregulation fa la la la...............
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=60148.0

Batsh#t 17......... 2017....The Year the NON's will Rise.....
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=61050.0

Batsh#t 18..... Come again, Say what?......
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=62100.0;topicseen

Batsh#t 19.... The sh#t never ends
http://www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=72242.0

Batsh#t 20.... "Nothing's wrong with me"....
//www.outofthefog.net/forum/index.php?topic=75748.0
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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bruceli

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2018, 12:22:27 AM »
How is this for a pattern.....

PD: I don't want a relationship with you.  You are not the right person for me. I need to leave you!

Me: Do you realize that you have said/written this same thing to me, on this same date for the last 3 years? Here look.

PD:  So...what does that have to do with anything?
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2018, 05:28:54 PM »
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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 02:15:57 PM »
PD: 5pm, Saturday, I don't want a relationship with you, you disgust me!  8pm...baby, I need you to pick me up on Wednesday after I drop off my car at the mechanics. Tis the season  :aaauuugh:
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 06:05:30 PM »
To add to the above... she will be paying out about $1200 for a cooling system repair and rental car that she really can't afford. I could install it and take her to work, etc., for the cost of parts to her of around  $400. Her PD reasoning..."then I would have to do something for you".
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2018, 11:47:29 PM »
I usually make a big batch of homemade sushi once a year. I'm the only person in my house that eats it right now so it's a little too much to have regularly. My upd mom does not eat or make sushi.

Just last week...


upd mom: you don't make sushi anymore. (Statement not a question)

Me: what are you talking about? I just made sushi this past June.

upd mom: REALLY? But you don't eat it anymore.

Me: yes i do. I've always made it once a year.

upd mom: not anymore.

Me: ... JJJuuuunnnnneeee.....

upd mom: ....you made it in June? How come I don't remember!

Me: ... cause you don't eat sushi....and you don't live here.

upd mom: ....(glares and crosses her arms at me) well how come you don't make sushi anymore?

Me: ... I don't feel like it right now... 

Then she walked away as if nothing happened....  :roll:

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2018, 01:29:09 AM »
UPDh, while telling me about his day: "I'm so smart!"

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2018, 02:43:14 PM »
PDm: "Your shoe laces are too long. I will be worried about them so you have to correct it now."
I ignore it, because well, my shoe laces, my business (and they are tied)
PDm: "You have to tie your shoe laces better now, or I will start crying."

Add in some leg stomping and cutesy pretending to be a little kid facical expressions, and cue in the tantrum...

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 09:12:50 PM »
So common,  you can set a watch by it, the weekly...

PD:  You need to change your behaviors, yada, yada yada.

Me: What would you like me to change, yada, yada, yada.

PD:  You know, blank and blank, "THE ONES THAT HAPPEN ONLY WHEN YOU ARE AROUND ME"!

Swing and miss for me! Haven't seen the change up in a couple of years.
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2018, 10:54:59 PM »
Fondly thinking back over the years this constantly repeated gem popped into my head....

PD: If we would ever get together to live/marry, I would need full disclosure of all of your finaces. Assets, liabilities and income.

The reson.... last night, out of the blue....

PD: I could care less how much money you make and have!

Of course this change is most likely due to me picking up several new clients/accounts that she knows are $$$.
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2018, 02:42:36 PM »
Updh: I have enough friends, I don't need another friend....well, I really have no friends, but I don't need another friend!

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2018, 12:08:02 AM »
PD: If you keep on saving all of my raging texts I send you, how do you ever expect our relationship to survive?
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2018, 02:29:39 AM »
Oh how they like to create drama and try to ruin the mood for a party or holiday celebration

We had an open house style party to attend this weekend. It was a 3-7 deal with heavy hor d'oeuvre, salads, snacks, credited, drinks, basically a full dinner meal, but the host does not have room to see a crowd. Drop in when you wish and stay as long as you like. In describing the event to pdh, I had explained that there was no set arrival time.

It was lunch time, lunch was a bit late, 1:30ish.  PdH announces we would not have a chance in he'll of getting to the party on time because he was going to do the dishes.  They could not wait, so I better deal with not getting there on time. 

We were eating soup. I had already cleaned the knives and cutting board and put the pot in the fridge with leftovers in it.

I just laughed and said well of you don't think you can wash 4bowls and four spoons in 2hours, I suppose the kids and I can split it up and each was a bit in a different sink, or take it to the dishwasher downstairs.
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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2018, 08:13:10 PM »
PD: Your (imaginary) behavior ruined our relationship, but it doesn't bother me anymore.  2 hours later, your behavior..... 2 hours later.... 36 hours straight, every 2 hours on the dot like a pd cuckoo clock. Ended with, " I hate Chritmas"! Noooooooo, not you?
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2018, 04:11:12 AM »
Wife - I wish you’d stop shouting at the kids, it doesn’t work.

Me - why do you always shout at them then?

Wife - I don’t shout, I raise my voice  :roll:

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2018, 11:17:26 AM »
PD: You're so secretive, you never tell me anything!

Me: Btw, tried to call you Thursday, but went straight to voice mail?

PD: I have you blocked, I only unblock you when I want to talk to you.
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2018, 11:42:09 AM »
PD: You're so secretive, you never tell me anything!

Me: Btw, tried to call you Thursday, but went straight to voice mail?

PD: I have you blocked, I only unblock you when I want to talk to you.

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2018, 12:47:48 AM »
Questions the meaning of a word I used, saying I misused it.
I say I think it's three right usage.
Ds agrees.
I Google it...2 meanings, 2nd was mine.
Ds leaves room.
Updh: he needs a haircut.
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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2018, 07:48:52 PM »
PD: If you keep on saving all of my raging texts I send you, how do you ever expect our relationship to survive?

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Re: Batsh#t 21...."I have changed so much"....
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2018, 10:30:21 PM »
PD: All the men in my life end up f'in me over! You're all the same!

Me: So, other then the outcome of the relationship, what other traits or behaviors do we share?

PD: Oh, you guys are nothing alike.

Me: So the only commonality we share is the hurt at the end?

PD: (long pause) Yes, but don't go blaming me and my bpd on this!
One will never fulfill their destiny or truly be free, until they can let go of the illusion of control.

Fair doesn't mean equal and best doesn’t mean good.

They could see me walk on water, and they would say it is because I can not swim.