A Holiday Carol for Us

[Leonor]

Hi everyone,

I haven't been able get the title of Square's post out of my head, because it sounds just like the song! So I started making up words to go along with it. If you're feeling hurt, I don't mean to make light of the pain you're in, but so many of us are here with you right now I thought we could use a laugh, so I'm writing them here.

It's my annual "What-to-do-about-Christmas"
post on the forum.
I'm refilling once again
my anti-anxiety meds.
The nog needs more rum!

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.
Panic in the store!
What to buy for whom?
GC bro earns more than you
and mom's keeping score.

Dad says, "I'd shoot poor people who loot!
Fake news on CNN!
The attendant who asked if I'd put on a mask!
Tucker Carlson!"

I'm hiding until after Christmas
I can't take it anymore
I hope that under the tree's
a gift card for therapy
until 2024,
Inlaws at my door ...

At my $#@& door!

[SunnyMeadow]

  Good one! I had the tune in my head as I was reading. 

[Andeza]

Love a good parody Christmas song, since I can't stand most of the music in the stores. Leonor! You should add it to the poetry thread I started in the cafe.

[Leonor]

Hi Andeza,

I did! And mods, if you'd close this thread, that would be lovely; I don't want to spam the forums or take up real estate in this healing space.

Thank you for the heads-up, Andeza!