ST really gets tiring

[losingmyself]

Today I am getting the silent treatment for what time I wake up. Sigh...
"Have you ever noticed that when I'm up before you, you sleep through your alarm, and when I'm asleep, you get right up?"
Doesn't even make any sense, because he gets up a full hour after I do. I wake him up most days. Every once in a great while, he's awake before me. So, I'm doing something nefarious. I'm not exactly sure how to fix it. For sure, my response was NOT a way to fix it, I said "Well, it's not really about you, I just get up when I wake up" Wrong answer. After that statement, if I said anything with the word "I" in it, he'd say "Well, it's not really about you"
I also change positions when I'm asleep, when he gets up in the middle of the night. I'm apparently doing this on purpose, and it means something. I guess.
It just gets tiring. And it's nice to tell someone who understands. Now I'm in a bad mood.

[losingmyself]

I just have to add.. it's this mindset that he has that literally everything anyone who knows him does, the first thing they think of is how it'll mess with HIM.
I have tried to impress on him that they most likely didn't even think of him, but it's stuck in his head. It's his first reaction.
I just want to babble on about examples, but you all know.